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ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




SCOTTY - Beam me up




SAY WHAT? - Obama at the summit meeting in Cartegena: “legalization is not the answer.”


TAGS: say what
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WAAA!! LOOK WHAT I INHERITED? -




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OBAMAO - As China goes capitalist, we go marxist. We just might start seeing the propaganda soon.




IT TAKES A LIMOUSINE LIBERAL - To profess they hate capitalism, yet they profit very handsomely from it in the meantime!


TAGS: do as i say not as i do
Rating: 3.33/5

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WHAT OBAMA SAID YESTERDAY, AND WHAT HE IS SAYING TODAY 3 -




OBAMA TERM #2 - Just say no


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NET NEUTRALITY - It's the opposite of censorship.




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TAGS: stupid liberal sayings
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OTC - September 18, 2013, 8:17 pm
So more Americans lose their jobs than there are Americans? Must be including all those illegals?
StoneTools - September 18, 2013, 7:43 pm
Looks like one of those corndog festival poses,doesn't it?


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MUST BE AT A LIBERAL COLLEGE - No one has anything nice to say




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NEW COLOR CODE ALERTS - Of Course, these are not official, just our observations of how Homeland Security and the Justice Department have been reacting to things since "W" left town.




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TAGS: stupid liberal sayings
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OTC - August 24, 2013, 5:54 pm
Oh man, and it is sad that liberals actually believe that
StoneTools - August 23, 2013, 8:23 pm
After that article came out, I started burning coal in my fire place
Curlyrocks - August 23, 2013, 6:30 pm
What's going to replace the fur pimp coats when it gets too h** to wear fur?
StoneTools - August 23, 2013, 8:14 am
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/apr/30/13-democrats-failing-fix-climate-change-will-drive/
Curlyrocks - August 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
For real? I suddenly feel the need for a bigger truck.


LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXVII -




THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN - Spending us into oblivion for three years, then suddenly pretending to care about spending control? SERIOUSLY?




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TAGS: stupid liberal sayings
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StoneTools - July 3, 2013, 3:08 am
d*** it, I put the wrong picture up for this politifake
StoneTools - July 3, 2013, 3:02 am
There are just too many stupid liberal sayings for me to do them all. Too bad I can't quote some of the stupid liberals on this site as well. I think the mods would reject those
JGalt - July 2, 2013, 11:32 pm
How about Pelosi's comment about how unemployment checks create jobs- (that must explain why they created so many unemployed!)


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TAGS: silly obama sayings
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Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 12:39 pm
I hate when people spout that kind of bull****. They have no problem pointing out how "Christian" Westboro baptists are.


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TAGS: stupid things leftists say
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 11, 2014, 2:50 pm
http://www.politifake.org/the-tea-party-tea-party-obama-terrorist-muslim-politics-60262.html ;-)


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TAGS: stupid things leftists say
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 11, 2014, 2:54 pm
Well...I think you just lost this "argu-E-ment" again. ;-p http://www.politifake.org/sarah-palin-can-spell-mountain-politics-60240.html ;-)


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TAGS: stupid things leftists say
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fauxnews - August 13, 2014, 10:14 am
You're welcome, mate. ;0) Thank you for the nice words. Cheers.
EmmaRoydes - August 13, 2014, 9:50 am
well said faux. Nice to see a politically neutral comment :o) even if it's crap (flat earth society is a British organization, not an American right wing thing)
fauxnews - August 13, 2014, 12:46 am
Cool, avatar, btw...Foxrecon. :-) Dr. Strange? Forgive me if I'm rusty on my comic lore.
fauxnews - August 13, 2014, 12:36 am
Oh, everyone has a political stake it this, your side included. Unless you think the corporates are altruistic in this. Everyone is guilty, whether its Obama preaching peanut powered hippie mobiles or the right pretending the world is flat. Everyone sux.
foxrecon19d - August 13, 2014, 12:10 am
And there you have it. Global warming may very well be an issue. But when the issue has been hijacked as a tool to advance left-wing liberal politician's political motives, well, it's like a p******** priest preaching the love of Jesus.
Zeitguy - August 12, 2014, 7:05 pm
The image of Al Gore preaching his award winning documentary makes me cringe as well. Regardless, the evidence is compelling and subsidizing oil and coal is not the long term answer. Those corporations own the GOP and y'all just love to s****** the lure.
Curlyrocks - August 12, 2014, 10:28 am
your d*** right it does. That's why issues like NOX, fine particulates, unburned benzines and volatile chems and other PROVEN issues all take a back seat to GW, the issue that can never be conclusively proven.
foxrecon19d - August 12, 2014, 9:45 am
So when you asked Al Gore why all of the global warming computer models have been wrong since they were first created, and then asked him why he has a mansion by the beach when he preached that the sea levels will rise, Al Gore told you...what?
Zeitguy - August 12, 2014, 9:16 am
Oh yeah I forgot that science takes a back seat to political partisanship. Talk about gullible.
foxrecon19d - August 11, 2014, 1:28 pm
Yup... every time a left-wing liberal politician needs gullible people to vote for him :-)
Zeitguy - August 11, 2014, 11:28 am
Are sea levels rising?


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IT’S THE FOURTH QUARTER IN AMERICA - President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people When an elected official doesn’t do the job, we’ve got to let em go




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do as I say.... -




LBJ - Tell me again how there was no racism in Barry Goldwater states




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JGalt - October 3, 2014, 6:47 am
http://downtrend.com/71superb/top-ten-names-for-obamas-isis-military-operation-because-he-cant-think-of-one/
JGalt - October 3, 2014, 6:47 am
when someone does not go to 60% of the daily briefings, they get to blame anyone they want to!


BECAUSE ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT TOW THE DEMOCRAT PARTY NARRATIVE AREN'T PSYCHOPATHS -




GREAT INTENTIONS - Horrific results




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BEN AFFLECK - A grossly overpaid, Limousine Liberal goes on NPR to complain about overpaid CEO's and not overpaid movie actors. PRICELESS


TAGS: do as as i say not as i do
Rating: 4.5/5

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MATH SKILLS FAIL - Given how the economy is doing, we can correlate his college years to his poor understanding of math and economics, yet his appetite for flying in fancy chefs, frequent vacations and rounds of golf...




OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TELLS TEACHERS UNIONS TO TEACH CHILDREN THAT GEORGE BUSH COMPARES TO HITLER -


TAGS: bama says bush is hitler
Rating: 4.08/5

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terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:43 pm
and the only reason bush is more scummy than obama is because obama failed in his attempts to use terrorist attacks to take away people's rights. his attack on the second ammendment failed, bush's attack on the first and fourth was a total success.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:41 pm
in truth, i dont think the US has had a "good" president since eisenhower
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:40 pm
the only reason i'm not focusing on clinton's massive f***up, is that clinton didnt create the patriot act. terrorists kill indiscriminately, but they cant take away your freedom, only a politician can do that.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
even the owner of the buildings saw it coming http://www.secretsofthefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lucky-larry1.jpg
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 1:37 pm
true, but plenty was gathered once he entered office. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/10/us/august-01-brief-is-said-to-warn-of-attack-plans.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 8:53 am
After Clinton had bin Laden released from prison, he had seven years to gather intel on bin Laden. He didn't. The narrative, however, has switched to why Bush did not do anything to stop 9/11. The fact was, Bush had inherited almost no intel.
terroraustralis - September 14, 2014, 4:56 am
its not a "conspiracy" that bush had intelligence warning of the attacks prior to 9/11, its public f***ing knowledge. you're the last person who should be talking about "conspiracy theorists", climate change denialism requires belief in a huge conspiracy
EmmaRoydes - September 14, 2014, 2:59 am
So, now we can add conspiracy theorist to global warming nut on your resume'?
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:29 am
When you ask North Koreans why they let their government spend so much money on the military (almost 2X their GDP than the US)while their population is struggling to eat, the people will point at the sky and talk about clouds. America is becoming that way
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:22 am
...in crop dusting to explain the slow execution of the population after it was announced that Barack Obama had authorized the use of drones to kill Americans who he considers his enemy without due process of the law. Has anyone been to North Korea...
foxrecon19d - September 14, 2014, 12:19 am
To be clear, a sitting American President has instructed the Department of Education to start teaching classes comparing a former American President to Adolph Hitler. This is akin to the philosophical debate that erupted about the use of insecticides...
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:49 pm
i understand that some may be sensitive about hitler's actions, but i think the best way we can honour their memory is by learning from history, and ensuring that another monster like hitler is NEVER allowed to take power EVER again.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:48 pm
its also virtually identical to the burning of the reichstag, which was instrumental in hitler's attempts to justify banning all opposing political parties. afterwards, all opposition to hitler's policies was "silenced" with accusations of terrorism.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:45 pm
to be fair, theres a huge difference between gas chambers and depleted uranium rounds, but they're both pretty f***ed up, they're both "war criminal" material. its not on the same scale as the holocaust, but that doesnt mean its ok.
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:44 pm
which is pretty much exactly the same as what hitler did to poland, though he faked the attack, rather than just letting it happen. bush also used depleted uranium rounds in the iraq war, which has led to birth defects in thousands of iraqi children
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 1:43 pm
the CIA warned bush about 9/11, he did nothing. he let it happen. and then when it did happen, he used it as an excuse to bring in unconstitutional national security laws, and invade a foreign country.
Cyberhagen - September 13, 2014, 1:13 pm
And not to mention the obvious to all but the retarded, we don't target innocents. Jihadists /anti-zionists have much much more in common with Hitler's philosophy.
Cyberhagen - September 13, 2014, 1:12 pm
Um, no it's not, that's sick. Jews did nothing to Hitler, he had 6 MILLION of them rounded up and killed. We were still at war with Saddam, and killed nowhere near that many Iraqis. In fact, at the end of the Iraq war, more were killed by AQ than the US
terroraustralis - September 13, 2014, 7:33 am
to be fair, the comparison is pretty valid. the only thing i dislike is the fact that they ignore obama's crimes against freedom. both presidents should be seen for what they are, traitors to the constitution and the american people.
Zeitguy - September 12, 2014, 10:00 pm
A liberal teacher with an agenda gets to influence our children to compare our past president with Hitler. Only in America.
CthulthuDownUnder - September 12, 2014, 7:52 pm
aye, you know it is the decline of civilization when the world's leaders are competing for the "worst of" list.
terroraustralis - September 12, 2014, 6:16 pm
and obama will always be remembered as the betrayer, who promised to undo the damage bush had done, and then refused to follow through on his promises. if bush is lenin, obama is stalin.
Curlyrocks - September 12, 2014, 4:44 pm
Bush, Obama, They were both pretty awful. History may remember Obama worse but Bush will be remembered as the start of Americas end.


PICTURE = 1,000 WORDS - Not in this case!




BRISTOL DUMPS LEVI - The media thinks this or Lindsay is more important than telling us that Missouri flat out rejected Obamacare 71-29%. Outrageous!




MICHELLE OBAMA HAPPY MEAL -




EPIC FAIL - Now Obama wants another $50 Billion. The last spending bill worked so well.




MILITANT RIGHT-WING INTERNET TROLLS HAVE A BIT OF A CREDIBILITY GAP -




OBAMA CAN READ - Well with George, we had Nuke-u-lar, and with Barry, Corpse-man and Tolly-Bon and Pock--ee-ston...stay tuned for more elitist pronunciations by Barry




Just Say No -




C.O.T.U.S. - Crybaby of the United States




THE SECURITY OF CLOWNS - Bozos abound in DC! Clown alert: Janet Napolitano says the "system worked"




AND YOU WONDER WHY YOUR @$$ WAS FIRED BY THE PEOPLE - In the background: Mr. "I parked my zillion $ boat in another state to avoid taxes I myself voted for".




DR. KRAUTHAMMER ON OBAMA -




CONTEXT - Indeed, it is very important to not leave a single thing out of the equation.




AMERICA - Seriously, we need to take the hate down a notch.




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TAGS: saywhat
Rating: 2.33/5

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foxrecon19d - September 16, 2013, 4:07 pm
How about Dems don't let Dems make posters defending Obama. They only end up making Obama look worse
StoneTools - September 16, 2013, 1:32 am
I think the correct statement is: Friends don't let friends vote democrat
foxrecon19d - September 15, 2013, 6:55 pm
Because Obama can't hang with the big boys, he makes all of us look weak. Then, we get posters like this. Dems, don't let Dems defend Obama.


LINDSAY LOHAN ENDORSES ROMNEY - No surprise there, she's never been too bright anyways




OBAMA'S "200MIL A DAY" TRIP - Rep Michele Bachmann, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have all been caught in a lie.




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TAGS: second amemndment says well regulated
Rating: 1.8/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2012, 4:42 pm
Fox, for the record, I've absolutely no interest in disarming law abiding citizens.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:49 pm

......or maybe janitors? How about giving the students themselves guns? Yeah, that would stop the violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2012, 1:48 pm

The shootings are a direct result of mental illness, easy access to guns, poor security in schools and last but not least by a long sh** .....the sick idolization of weapons and gaining fame through violence. Are you suggesting armed teachers?...
PapaFox - December 17, 2012, 6:18 am
Good one crankyhead. It's about time some perspective entered the discussion.
foxrecon19d - December 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
One wonders...Just how does disarming law abiding citizens stop criminals? Remember, the shootings are a direct result of liberals disarming law abiding citizens.


IT'S ALL STARTING TO MAKE SENSE TO ME NOW -




MANCRUSH -


TAGS: saywhat
Rating: 1.5/5

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StoneTools - September 16, 2013, 1:31 am
A little bromance, RONHUSTLEMAN?
foxrecon19d - September 15, 2013, 5:39 pm
Putin beat up RONHUSTLEMAN's boooooooooy friend! Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!! :)


The Koch Brothers Pool Boy -




PUTIN -




Repeat After Me, Repubtards! IT DOES NOT EXIST! -




in other news...reality -




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TAGS: stupid things liberals say janeane garofalo lgbt intolerant leftists flag burning democrat progressive puppet hack
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Libertas - July 25, 2015, 10:45 pm
if she hates it so much- she should go live somewhere else, but then she could not make as much money to be able to "bite the hand that feeds her". Just as hypocritical as Michael Moore


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If you see something... say some... -


TAGS: say some
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Libertas - September 30, 2015, 10:57 pm
not a muslim issue. If you take your watch apart and make it look suspicious, good luck trying to get on a flight anywhere!
Curlyrocks - September 30, 2015, 12:57 pm
So is the watch on my wrist. Do we need to arrest everyone buying an alarm clock because they might strap it to dynamite, or just Muslims?
Libertas - September 29, 2015, 6:52 am
no, but as some would say, it is half ready to become one...
Curlyrocks - September 28, 2015, 7:24 am
Its not exactly a genius project, and dosent deserve a trip to the white house. But its obviously no bomb.
Libertas - September 24, 2015, 11:05 pm
someone has pointed out the exact model of the clock that he removed from its case to "invent" this thing. Meanwhile sis has a history and the family is suing the school. Can someone say "premeditated"?
Curlyrocks - September 24, 2015, 2:54 pm
I don't really see anything there other than some wires and a PCB. Not sure how a school with an engineering dept messed that up.


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TAGS: stupid things liberals say rosie odonnell 911 truther progressive democrat intelligence
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Libertas - August 6, 2015, 1:02 am
The actual maximum burning temperature of a Jet-A fuel (standard jet fuel type in U.S.) is 980 deg. Celsius while the temperature at which it does not melt, but its eutectic point at which it loses strength is around 703 Celsius
Libertas - August 6, 2015, 12:59 am
Geeze, how did the railroads get built? Did Carnegie extrude the steel out of his b%tt?


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Says who? -


TAGS: trump lawyer says who polls
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:43 pm
P.S. Here is where you got your talking points, Captain Talking Points. Just in case you thought we didn't notice your, um, deficiency in originality. Cheers www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/24/trump-kellyanne-conway-polls/89254340/
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:41 pm
...If the algorism and bot missed a reputable polls, then please list it. Or keep bulls*tting. And if my "credibility" is "done", I guess Trump should win soundly this November. In that case, you should have nothing to worry about. I'm not *snickering*
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:39 pm
Actually that is every legitimate poll, Captain Talking Points. It's an aggregator, it doesn't cherry-pick...it even includes right-leaning polls showing Trump losing. It's h**linked to the polls out there, there is no editorializing.
ElevenBlavo - August 24, 2016, 5:44 pm
Snickering... that's not ALL of them. That is a very miniscule, cherry picking sample, of ALL. But, yes. You are correct. Any credibility you may have had is 'Done' based on your last post
fauxnews - August 23, 2016, 11:57 pm
Done. Aggregator of national polls: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/
ImWithHitlery - August 23, 2016, 11:53 pm
Name them. ALL of them.


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